What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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poop

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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want to go home? yea

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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