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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What time is it? 10:58

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.