My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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PUDDING

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What is worse than hell?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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