What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Women's Basketball.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

How Long is a Chinese man.

whats better than shoes feet

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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