Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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WNBA

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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