Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Gadaffi

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

i wish i was a tree !

Hi colton

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Y2K

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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