Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

W.N.B.A.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

oops

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Covietz has a large penis

It's your mother, open the door.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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