- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What's your name? You tell me.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

womens rights!

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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