A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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George W. Bush

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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your momma's an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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