- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

minorities

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

arse

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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