- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Black people are innocent.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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josh simpson has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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