What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Anti jokes are funny

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Lockerbie bombing

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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