did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Jasper sucks.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Men's rights

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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