- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

i am predestal

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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