- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Herman Cain

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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