If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Nickelback

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Exactly what?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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gay marriage.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

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