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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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