What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Yo Mamma

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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