What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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