your going to die

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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