person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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acuna

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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