Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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