why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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