- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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