why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Women's rights

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Coldpaly is a good band

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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