A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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did you stub your toe?

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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This is funny.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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