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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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