- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

where is the world?

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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