Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Cancer

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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