- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

You were born.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

dassa

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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