Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Anti Joke

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