A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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