- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Knock knock

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

A Woman out of the kitchen

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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