Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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FIRE!!

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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