what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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boys

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Anti Joke

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