Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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