Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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One day a man walked into a wall

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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