A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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