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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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