Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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GONNA

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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oh hai

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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