- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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