how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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I like touching my boobs

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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