An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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