- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

make me a sandwich!

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

what the hell happened to your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Swag.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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