why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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