How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Boom.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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