What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Women's rights.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Womens rights

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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