There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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