A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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