Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Daym im romantic

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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